Tim Hawkins is a comedians and song writer. Listen to his comical interpretation of the story of Samson and Delilah.
| Hey there, Delilah | |
| This is your ex-boyfriend Samson | |
| I know you thought that lifting weights | |
| Made me so buff and handsome | |
| You were wrong | |
| It’s cause I let my hair grow long | |
| That makes me strong. | |
| Hey there, Delilah | |
| You came in while I was sleeping | |
| And I couldn’t feel you cutting | |
| And I didn’t hear you creeping out the door | |
| You left my hair piled on the floor | |
| While I just snored. | |
| Oh, what you did to me | |
| Oh, while I was asleep | |
| Oh, I’m a Nazarene | |
| Oh, but you shave me clean | |
| Delilah you’re so mean. | |
| I killed a lion, big and mean | |
| And slaughtered many Philistines | |
| all with a donkey's jawbone | |
| That’s no lie. | |
| Now I’m chained up to the wall | |
| And I can’t cry no tears at all | |
| Because they came and gouged out both my eyes. | |
| Why’d you grab your clipping shears | |
| And shave my head like Britney Spears? | |
| And now I’m standing here in total shame | |
| You’re to blame. | |
| Hey there, Delilah why did you have to deceive me | |
| And it’s hard for me to think not long ago I wanted you to be my bride | |
| But you took too much off the sides | |
| Hey there, Delilah when you die | |
| Just tell the Devil I said, "Hi," | |
| He’ll know why. | |
| Oh, it’s what you did to me, | |
| Oh, now I feel so weak. | |
| Oh, I look like a freak. | |
| Oh, Delilah, you’re a geek. | |
| Oh, you're such a geek | |
| Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, woo, woo. |
